1. Jailbait
2. Lightning Strikes
3. Bitch's Brew
4. Bolivian Ragamuffin
5. Cry Me A River
6. Prelude To Joanie
7. Joanie's Butterfly
8. Rock In A Hard Place (Cheshire Cat)
9. Jig Is Up
10. Push Comes To Shove

1. Jailbait

TAKE IT OR A LEAVE IT ON A SATURDAY NIGHT
IF WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET THEN GIMME A BITE
HERE COMES THE LADIES THEY'S DRESSED TA KILL
WE'LL LEAVE IT TO THE BOYS
AND THAT FOOL ON THE HILL

HELLO BABY
YEAH IT'S ME
DON'T BE NO JERK
NO THIRD DEGREE
OH JAILBAIT

YOU PLAY THE FOOL
AN' YOU PLAY THE PAWN
YOU'LL WAKE UP BABE
I'LL BE GONE
OH JAILBAIT

I BELIEVE IN
WHAT SOMEONE TOLD YOU
YOU CAN'T LET GO
YOU GOTTA HOLD
OLD JAILBAIT

WHAT IT IS
BUT YOU BELIEVE IN
WHAT YOU GOT
GOT UP YOUR SLEEVE
OH JAILBAIT

OO J-J-JAILBAIT
OO J-J-JAILBAIT
J-J-J-J-JAILBAIT OO

YOU TAKE OR LEAVE IT
YOU ROLL THE DICE
YOU'S HOT AS HELL
I'M COLD AS ICE
ON JAILBAIT

TELL YOUR DADDY
HOW YOU DO ME
PUT THE WOODSHED
DO IT TO ME
JAILBAIT

WHAT YOU SEE IN
YOUR DADDY'S EYES
CHECK THE VOICE
NO SURPRISE
OH JAILBAIT

OO MM J-J-JAILBAIT
J-J-J-J-J-JAILBAIT
J-J-J-J-JAILBAIT
J-J-THIS IS-THIS IS-JAILBAIT
J-J-THIS IS-THIS IS-JAILBAIT

I AIN'T COMPLAININ'
BITCH'S BREW
GIRL'S IN LOVE
BUT NEVER KNEW
SHE JAILBAIT

STEEPLECHASE
COLD SWEATIN'
YOU STICK MY FEET UP
I PLACED MY BET
ON JAILBAIT

J-J-J-J-J-JAILBAIT
J J J J-J-JAILBAIT
J-J-THIS-IS-THIS-IS-THIS-IS-JAILBAIT OW

2. Lightning Strikes

THE BOYS AND THE DUKES ARE READY TO RUMBLE
THE WORD ON THE STREET
SOME HEADS'RE GONNA TUMBLE
BLADES GONNA FLASH WHEN THE STREET GANGS CLASH
AND THERE'S HALF OF YOU WITH KNIVES
WHEN THE LIGHTNIN' STRIKES

ZIP GUN JOHN HIS FINGER IS ITCHIN'
OH THE LID'S GONNA BLOW UP IN HELL'S KITCHEN
IT'S AN EYE FOR AN EYE AND A TOOTH FOR A TOOTH
YOU'RE SO RUTHLESS WHEN YOU FIGHT
WHEN THE LIGHTNIN' STRIKES

THERE'S A FREE FOR ALL IN THE PARKIN' LOT
WINNER WHO WILL RULE THE STREET
AND THE NIGHT EXPLODES
WHEN THE COPS BRING ON DOWN THE HEAT
AND THE CHAINS THEY CRASH LIKE THUNDER
WHILE THE WEAK ONES ALL RETREAT
YOU GOTTA DRAW FIRST BLOOD
OR THEY'LL READ YOUR FUNERAL RITES
WHEN THE LIGHTNIN' STRIKES

IT'S DOG EAT DOG WHEN YOU'RE MEETIN' YOUR RIVAL
IN THE COMBAT ZONE IT'S YOUR MEANS OF SURVIVAL
GONNA GET LAST LICKS SOME SUICIDE BLITZ
IN YOUR CLOAK AND DAGGER NIGHT
WHEN THE LIGHTNIN' STRIKES

OO THERE'S A FREE FOR ALL IN THE PARKIN' LOT
OVER WHO WILL RULE THE STREET
AND THE NIGHT EXPLODES
WHEN THE COPS BRING DOWN THE HEAT
Y-Y-Y-YES AND THE CHAINS THEY CRASH LIKE THUNDER
WHILE THE WEAK ONES ALL RETREAT
GOTTA DRAW FIRST BLOOD
OR THEY'LL READ YOUR FUNERAL RITE

OOO OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO
WHEN THE LIGHTNIN' STRIKES
WHEN THE LIGHTNIN' STRIKES
WHEN THE LIGHTNIN' STRIKES

CAN'T YA HEAR THE THUNDER
WHEN LIGHTNIN' STRIKES

3. Bitch's Brew

I TELL YOU A THING YOU FOXY LITTLE FLIRT
I CAUGHT YOU IN THE BRIAR PATCH
LIFTIN' UP YOUR SKIRT
WELL LET ME TELL YOU NOW

WHAT YOU BEEN DOIN' IN THE BRIAR PATCH
WHAT YOU BEEN DOIN' IN YOUR LITTLE SKIRT
MAKIN' MAGIC

YOU BEEN FOOLING WITH THE BITCH'S BREW
YOU KNOW THE THINGS I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO
YOU FELL INTO DE BRIAR PATCH
AIN'T NOTHIN' GONNA SAVE YOU

REMEMBER THE THINGS YOU SAID
FORSAKEN THE SCREAM FOR BREAD
AND NOW YOU JUST WALK AWAY
SO TAKE IT AND THROW IT ALL THE WAY

ARE YOU FOOLIN' WITH THE BITCH'S BREW
THAT AIN'T THE THING YOU OUTTA FOOL WITH
NOW YOU KEEP YOUR FINGERS OUT OF THERE
HONEY

YOU KNOW THAT AIN'T NO FAIR
THE WAY THAT YOU READ ME
IS THAT A-CAUSE OF THE WAY YOU DID
BEWARE OF THE WITCHES SIGHT
OH THE THINGS THAT YOU BITE

YOU BEEN MESSIN' WITH THE BITCH'S BREW
NOW DON'T YOU KNOW WHO YOU TALKIN' TO
SAID YOU'RE TALKIN' TO THE BITCH IS WHO
TELL ME YOU REALLY NEVER REALLY CARED
THE HOODOO MEN EYES OF FIRE
FOR WHO DO MEN MOST DESIRE
THE BITCHES ARE OUT AN' SOON
YOU CAN TELL FROM THE LIGHT OF THE MOON

I BEEN THINKIN'
RAN MY HANDS THROUGH THE SANDS OF TIME
YEAH AND I BEEN DRINKIN'
JUST TO MAKE THIS HERE SONG RHYME
OO OO WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT ME TO
WHY WON'T YOU TAKE ME WITH YOU

A-ARE YOU FOOLIN' WITH THE BITCH'S BREW
NOW DON'T YOU D-D-D-DON'T YOU D-D-DON'T YOU
D-DON'T YOU DON'T YOU
DON'T BE FOOLIN' WITH THE BITCH'S BREW

I-I-I-I-I WON'T BE FOOLIN' WITH YOUR BITCH'S BREW
DON'T BE FOOLIN' WITH ME NOW
NOW DON'T BE FOOLIN' WITH THE
BITCH'S BREW
BITCH'S BREW
BITCH'S BREW
BITCH'S BREW
BITCH'S BREW
BITCH'S BREW
BITCH'S BREW
BITCH'S BREW

4. Bolivian Ragamuffin

PACK UP YOUR TROUBLES IN YOUR OLD KIT BAG
YOU GOTTA DANCE TO THE TUNE OF BOLIVIAN RAGAMUFFIN
OUTTAKES
SHORT BREAKS
LOVE HER 'TIL THE EARTH QUAKES

STANDIN' ON THE SEASHORE LOOKIN' AT THE CITY
SEE THE STREET LIGHT THE DOG BITE
YOUR LADY ON THE TITTY AT THE WAX MUSEUM
AND NOBODY CARES TO SEE THEMSELVES
AS OTHERS CARE TO SEE
BUT NOBODY WANTS TO BE YA BABY

CUT BREAD
CABBAGE HEAD
TRY AN' GET A SALAD MADE
HOLD MY PICKLE
HOLD THE LETTUCE
S'ECIAL ORDERS DON'T UPSET US

KICKSTAND FACE LOOK SO EVIL LIKE KNIEVAL
NEVER MAKE THIRD BASE LIKE A TOILET BOWL WEEVIL
LIKE A SQUATEZ VOUS WITH A DOMO ORIGATO
TIP MY HAT TO YOU ROCK AN' ROLL MY AMBAGATO

STAGE SHOW
CHORUS LINE
SMOKE A BOWL OF FEELIN' FINE
GIRLS IN HEAT WILL TRY AN' GET US
HASH IN BOWLS WON'T UPSET US

HE NEED CASH
WATER FALL
BLAME IT ALL

I AIN'T GONNA DO IT
I AIN'T GONNA DO IT
I AIN'T GONNA ZOOM IT
I AIN'T GONNA BOOT IT
IT AIN'T HOW YOU DO ME
OOH GET ME THROUGH IT
I AIN'T GONNA TOOT IT
AIN'T NOTHIN' TO IT
AIN'T NOTHIN' TO IT
AIN'T NOTHIN' TO ME

5. Cry Me A River

NOW YOU SAY YOU'RE LONELY
YOU CRIED THE WHOLE NIGHT THROUGH
WELL YOU CAN CRY ME A RIVER
CRY ME A RIVER
I CRIED A RIVER OVER YOU

NOW YOU SAY YOU'RE SORRY
FOR BEING SO UNTRUE
WELL YOU CAN CRY ME A RIVER
CRY ME A RIVER
I CRIED A RIVER OVER YOU

NOW YOU SAY YOU'RE SORRY
FOR BEIN' SO UNTRUE
WELL YOU CAN CRY ME A RIVER
CRY ME A RIVER
I CRIED A RIVER OVER YOU

YOU DROVE ME MAD
AND DROVE ME OUT OF MY HEAD
WHILE YOU NEVER SHED A TEAR
REMEMBER I REMEMBER ALL THAT YOU SAID
YOU TOLD ME LOVE WAS TRUE FOR ME AN'
YOU TOLD ME YOU WAS YOU WOULD YOU WOULD

NOW YOU SAY YOU LOVED ME
WELL JUST TA PROVE YA DO
COME ON AN'
CRY ME A RIVER
CRY ME A RIVER
I CRIED A RIVER OVER YOU
I CRIED A RIVER OVER YOU
I CRIED A RIVER OVER YOU

6. Prelude To Joanie

AT FIRST WE THREE THOUGHT
'TWAS THE BIBLICAL CORD OF LIFE
THEN NOTICING 'TWAS CONNECTED
TO HIS HEAD

HOW STRANGE
NOT TO BE BELIEVED
I REACHED OUT TO FEEL
AND THE PONY'S EYES OPENED

THE CORD GOT HARD
THE HEAD LOOKED AROUND
AND YOU KNOW WHO PUSHED AND GUSHED
AND THE WATERS OF LIFE
FIRST TWO HOOVED FEET
THEN THE SHINE OF HIS FUR

BUT AT FIRST TO MY EYES ONLY
FEATHER
FEATHERS
WINGS
THE BUTTERFLIES FLEW UP WITH SUCH COLORS
EXPLODING ALL AROUND US

THE REST I DID NOT NOTICE
'TIL THERE ALL HE STOOD
ALL EYES IN WONDER
WHO ME
WHO YOU
LOOK

7. Joanie's Butterfly

THE WATER STILLED THE NIGHT I MET THE PONY
IT WAS SO DARK THAT I COULD HARDLY SEE
IT SMELLED SO SWEET AND YOU KNOW WHO AND JOANIE
SO MANY BUTTERFLIES ONE COULD NOT SEE

WE ALL COULD FEEL DESIRE
TOOK OFF IN FLIGHT
IT WAS HOTTER THAN FIRE
THEN CAME THE LIGHT

'N' I SMELLED THE HEAT
THE DANCIN' PONY
UNWRAPPED HIS WINGS
TO DRY OFF JOANIE
THE PONY HE GREW IN SIZE
THE THUNDER AN' RAIN
AND FINALLY REALIZED
WHAT IT WAS WHAT IT DOES
AND WHAT IT COME AN' SAY

LOVE TO KISS THE CHEEK OF MOTHER NATURE
NOBODY HERE CAN BE DENIED SUCH THINGS
YOU MAKE THE LADIES YOU LOVE COME HONEY
NO BUTTERFLY SHOULD BE DENIED ITS WINGS

HE WA' A KICK-ASS ROCKIN' HORSE
HE LIKE A HELL BENT
TIED TO THE GELDIN' POLE
HE WAS A ONE TIME FANTASY
I GOT TA BARE BONES
RIDE INTO THE HOLY LAND
BARE BACK
RIDE 'EM LIKE A RUNNIN' MAN
NIGHTMARES
AND HE CAN'T HOLD A CANDLE TO MY DREAM
YEAH YE-YEAH-YEAH-AH

OO WE RODE THE NIGHT
WE TOOK TO WING
IT WAS SO ALL RIGHT
IT WAS EVERYTHIN'
WE FLEW INTO BURNIN' SKIS
THE THUNDER AND RAIN
AND FINALLY REALIZED
WHAT IT IS AN' WHAT IT DOES AND WHAT IT COME AN' SAY

  na na na no no no no-no
NO NO NO-NO-NO-NO TOOK OFF IN FLIGHT
  na na na no no no no-no
NO NO NO NO N-N-N-NO THEN CAME THE LIGHT

FLASHBACK
SOMETHIN' COMIN' OVER ME
NO SWEAT
ONE TIME FANATSY
BARE BONED
AND ALL THAT IS THE WIND IT SEEMS
HELL WHO'S THE CHICK WHO RIDE INTO MY DREAM

NO LIBURY
NO STABLIZE
NO ONE'S TRIED TO PLEASE
NOBODY'S EYES
WE'LL NEVER SEEN US AGAIN
AN' TIME IN THE PAST
LET IT ALL BEGIN
BUT ALL IN GOOD TIME
SOMEBODY SHOT AN ARROW

NOW BEIN' TEMPTED WITH TIME FOR NEVER
RAKIN' ME ACROSS YOUR COALS IN TIME
BEIN' SEDUCE ME TO YOUR OWN PLEASURES
WHAT YOU DID WAS USE ME IN YOUR KEEPER'S FIND

HE WAS A KICK-ASS ROCKIN' HORSE
HE WAS A ONE HORN UNI-CORNUCOPIA
TWO TWO IN UTOPIA
THREE STAR VIRGIN 'TIL INFINITY

8. Rock In A Hard Place (Cheshire Cat)

IT WAS A TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT KINDA SA'DAY NIGHT
I WISH I COULD LOVE YOU 'TIL THE COWS COME HOME
BUT MAKE IT RIGHT
IF IT'S A MAKE BELIEVE I SAY IT AIN'T
I'LL TELL YOU THEN
'CAUSE IF IT'S A DREAM I'M IN
PLEASE WAKE ME UP AND START AGAIN

OOO NOW CLOSE YOUR EYES AND WHAT DO YOU SEE
OOO LOOK WHAT CAN HAPPEN WHAT THEY DID
WITH YOUR ONLY BELIEF

SHE WAS THE REAL TYPE MAN
A LIESIN' OLD CONNIVER
HARD CORE FLOOZY
LATE NINE T'FIVER
MY SECOND HAND CLOTHES
SMILIN' LIKE A CHESHIRE CAT

AAW SAID IT WAS IN AND OUT AND UP AND DOWN
THE URCHIN MOON
BABY IF CERTAIN SITUATION GO AN' SEE I'M WHOM
PUTTIN' THE RING AROUND YOUR ROSE
YA PULL THE DAISY CHAIN
COVER YOUR HEAD
COULD TELL ME YOU AIN'T FROM THERE AND BACK AGAIN

OO CLOSE YOUR EYES AND WHAT DO YOU SEE
OO NOTHIN' BUT HOW WHAT THEY DID
WITH YOUR ONLY BELIEVE IN ME

SHE WAS THE REAL TYPE MAN
A LIESIN' OLD CONNIVER
HARD CORE FLOOZY
LATE NINE TO FIVER
MY SECOND HAND CLOTHES
SMILIN' LIKE A CHESHIRE CAT

IF YOU COULD WANT THE ONE TO BE ENOUGH
FOR ME TONIGHT
WHY SHOULD I HOLD HER DOWN AND BEG
WHEN YOU SHOULD RIDE ME RIGHT
WHY SHOULD I GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT
NO NEED TO MAKE AMENDS
BOY AN' YOU'LL NEVER MIND YOUR MOTHER
AND GOT THE BENDS

OO CLOSE YOUR EYES AND WHAT DO YOU SEE
OO NOTHIN' LOOK WHAT CAN HAPPEN WHAT THEY DID
WITH YOUR ONLY BELIEVE IN ME

SHE WAS THE REAL TYPE MAN
A LIESIN' OLD CONNIVER
HARD CORE FLOOZY
LATE NINE TA FIVER
MY SECOND HAND CLOTHES
SMILIN' LIKE A CHESHIRE CAT

A REAL TYPE MAN
A LIESIN' OLD CONNIVER
HARD CORE FLOOZY
LATE NINE TA FIVER
SMILIN' LIKE CHESHIRE CAT

9. Jig Is Up

PASSION QUEEN SOLD LIKE BLACK VASELINE
SHE WAS A LONG COLD SALLY JOY STICK
KNOW WHAT I'VE SEEN
SHE WAS ALRIGHT

FLASHIN' SPURS
LONG NIGHT PUSS N' BOOTS
SHE WAS AN OLD MO' LIP BOLD HIP

SWEET PAINTED LADYS
LOOSE LITTLE FLOOZYS
ALL KINDA CRAZYS
HELL I AIN'T CHOOSEY

NEW YORK JET OLD JOCK WIDE END RECEIVER
LOCKER ROOM LADY YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY
OO WHAT YOU DO WHEN YA DO THAT
SHE WAS ALL TIGHT

SWEET PAINTED LADYS
  You lick 'em an' you love 'em
LOOSE LITTLE FLOOZYS
  You push 'em an' you shove 'em
AN' ALL KINDA CRAZYS
  Ya love for m'come on
HELL I AIN'T CHOOSY

SWEET PAINTED LADYS
  You lick 'em an' you love 'em
LOOSE LITTLE FLOOZYS
  You push push shove 'em
ALL KINDS A CRAZYS
  You love 'em for my come on
HELL I AIN'T CHOOSY

10. Push Comes To Shove

CAN'T BE IN LOVE WHEN YOU LIVE ALONE
PUSH CAME TO SHOVE WHEN YOU BITCH AN' MOAN

NOW LOOKY HERE BABE
YOU KNOW I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT YOU WITHOUT A DOUBT
I SAID THE MUSIC DOES THE TALKIN'
BUT ALL YOU GOT IS TALK ABOUT IT

AND LET THE GIRLS ALL LEFT BEHIND
AND THEY FOOT YOUR WOMAN OR SPEND TIME
WITH ME AND THE BOYS AND THE TOYS
YEAH BABY

ROSIE SHE WAS FIVE FOOT TWO
WITH BLOND HAIR BY CRACKIE AN' EYES A BLUE
SUKIE SHE WAS ON MY SIDE
'CAUSE SHE AND NANCY
AH THEY TOOK ME FOR A RIDE

THE GIRLS ARE LEFT BEHIND
THEY FOOT YOUR WOMAN OR SPEND TIME
WITH ME AND THE BOYS
WHAT THEY DO WITH THEIR TOYS UH

THEY TALKIN' 'BOUT IT
WALK 'BOUT IT
TALKIN' 'BOUT IT
DON'T LET ME DOUBT IT BABY

TALKIN' 'BOUT ME
TALKIN' 'BOUT IT
THEY'S TALKIN' 'BOUT IT
WALKIN' BY ME
NOW TALKIN' 'BOUT IT
TALKIN' 'BOUT IT
BABY THEY TELL THEM WHAT THEY DO YEAH
I'M A GONNA JUST FORGET THEM LORD

CAN'T BE IN LOVE WHEN YOU LIVE ALONE
PUSH COME TO SHOVE WHEN YOU BITCH AND MOAN

SHE LOOKED GOOD ABOUT THIRTY-FIVE TA ME
WELL HER MIND WAS STILL COMIN' ON CLEAR
BUT I WAS COVERED BACK BACK THEN
'CAUSE ME AND THE BOYS KNEW HER CAREER

THEM GIRLS ARE LEFT BEHIND
THEY FOOT YOUR WOMAN ALL IS FINE
AN' SPEND TIME WITH ME AND THE BOYS
N' THEM TOYS IN THE ATTIC

HER SISTER SHE WAS LANKY THIN
N' NEVER THOUGHT A GIVIN' IN
HER CANDLE OF YOUTH WAS BURNIN' LOW
AND ME AND THE BOYS KNOW SOMEONE HAD TO GO

THE GIRLS ARE LEFT BEHIND
THEY FOOT YOUR WOMEN OR SPEND TIME
WITH ME AND THE BOYS
LET THEM TELL WHAT THEY WANNA TELL'EM

AND TALK 'BOUT ME
WALKIN' 'BOUT IT
TALKIN' 'BOUT ME
LORDY COME BY ME
NOW TALKIN' 'BOUT IT
ROCKIN' 'BOYS TALKIN' 'BOUT ME
ONLY THE MOVES THAT I KNOW YEAH
BABY YEAH BUT SOMEDAY PAPA
MAMA MAMA LET ME GIVE THEM SOMETHIN' TO BOOTIN'
BOO-BOO

YOU CAN'T BE IN LOVE WHEN YOU LIVE ALONE
PUSH COME TO SHOVE WHEN YOU BITCH AN' MOAN
CAN'T BE IN LOVE WHEN YOU LIVE ALONE
PUSH COME TO SHOVE WHEN YOU BITCH ALONE