1. No Surprize
2. Chiquita
3. Remember (Walking In The Sand)
4. Cheese Cake
5. Three Mile Smile
6. Reefer Head Woman
7. Bone To Bone (Coney Island White Fish Boy)
8. Think About It
9. Mia

1. No Surprize

NINETEEN-SEVENTY-ONE
WE ALL HEARD THE STARTER'S GUN
NEW YORK WAS SUCH A PITY
BUT AT MAX'S KANSAS CITY WE WON

WE ALL SHOT THE SHIT AT THE BAR
WITH JOHNNY O'TOOLE AND HIS SCAR
AND THEN OLD CLIVE DAVIS SAID
HE SURELY GONNA MAKE US A STAR
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU A STAR
JUST THE WAY YOU ARE

BUT WITH ALL HIS STYLE
I COULD SEE IN HIS EYES
THAT WE IS GOIN' ON TRIAL
IT WAS NO SURPRIZE

THE BOYS KEPT KICKIN' ASS
AS USUAL THE TIME WOULD TELL
BUT SOME BITCH IN THE CHOIR
THREW WATER ON THE FIRE OF HELL
SHE LOVED TO SHOW AND TELL
LORD SHE LOVED TO TELL

MM BUT WITH ALL OUR STYLE
YOU COULD SEE IN THEIR EYES
THAT WE IS STILL ON TRIAL
YEAH IT WAS NO SURPRIZE
NO SURPRIZE
NO SURPRIZE
NO SURPRIZE

MIDNIGHT LADY SITUATION FETAL
VACCINATE YOUR ASS WITH YOUR PHONOGRAPH NEEDLE

I SAY LOOKIE HERE FRIEND A MINE
WHO SCRATCH LIKE YOU NEED CALOMINE
FLAMINGO BOOTS SOLES CREAKIN'
STILL IN LOVE AND PUERTO RICAN TOO

RIDIN' ON WHEELS OF HELL
SMOKIN' OUR AXLE GREASE
OH THE BACKSTAGE IS ROCKIN'
AND WE'RE COPPIN' FROM THE LOCAL POLICE
THAT'S RIGHT THE LOCAL POLICE
OR THE JUSTICE OF PEACE

BUT WITH ALL OUR STYLE
YOU COULD SEE IN THEIR EYES
THAT WE IS STILL ON TRIAL
BABY IT'S NO SURPRIZE
NO SURPRIZE
NO SURPRIZE
NO SURPRIZE

ROCK AND ROLL JUNKIE WHORE
GOT MY FOOT INSIDE THE DOOR
KNOCK-KNOCK KNOCK-KNOCK KNOCK
NOBODY'S KEEPIN' SCORE

BAD TIMES GO AWAY COME AGAIN SOME OTHER DAY
TOPAZ AND SASSAFRASS WILL KEEP THE BLUES AWAY

CANDY STORE ROCK AND ROLL
CORPORATION JELLY ROLL
PLAY THE SINGLES IT AIN'T ME
IT'S PROGRAMMED INSANITY
YOU ASCAP IF BMI
COULD EVER MAKE A MOUNTAIN FLY
IF JAPANESE CAN BOIL TEAS
THEN WHERE THE FUCK'S MY ROYALTIES

2. Chiquita

OO ON DA BEACH AT CARTEGENA
SHE SALTY BABY WITH DE NAME-AH
OH CHIQUITA
OH LOVE CHIQUITA

SHE TAKES ME WALKIN' IN DE SUNSHINE
SHE SHE'LL BE LOVIN' 'TIL DE MOON SHINE
LOVE CHIQUITA
OH LOVE CHIQUITA

SHE GOT DE POPPY-EYED DESIRE
TEASE 'TIL THE BOYS PUT OUT YOUR FIRE
LOVE CHIQUITA
NO LOVE CHIQUITA

OH NO NO NOW DON'T YOU WAKE ME UP I'M DREAMIN'
NO NO NO IF YOU SHAKE ME I'LL BE SCREAMIN'
LOVE CHIQUITA
NA LOVE TEQUILA

3. Remember (Walking In The Sand)

MM SEEMS LIKE THE OTHER DAY
MY BABY WENT AWAY
SHE WENT AWAY 'CROSS THE SEA
IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS OR SO
SINCE I SAW MY BABY GO
AND THEN THIS LETTER CAME FOR ME
IT SAID THAT WE WAS THROUGH
SHE FOUND SOMEBODY NEW
OH LE'ME THINK LE'ME THINK WHAT SHALL I DO

OOH NO OH NO OH NO-NO-NO-NO-NO
  Remember
WALKIN' IN THE SAND
  Remember
WALKIN' HAND IN HAND
  Remember
THE NIGHT WAS SO EXCITIN'
  Remember
HER SMILE WAS SO INVITIN'
  Remember
THEN SHE TOUCHED MY CHEEK
  Remember
WITH HER FINGERTIPS
  Remember
SOFTLY SOFTLY WE MET WITH A KISS

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO
THAT GIRL THAT I ONCE KNEW
THE GIRL THAT SAID SHE'D BE TRUE
OH WHATEVER HAPPENED TO
THAT NIGHT I GAVE HER TO YOU
WHAT WILL I DO WITH HER NOW

OH NO OH NO OH NO-NO-NO-NO
  Remember
WALKIN' IN THE SAND
  Remember
WALKIN' HAND IN HAND
  Remember
THE NIGHT WAS SO EXCITIN'
  Remember
HER SMILE WAS SO INVITIN'
  Remember
UH THEN SHE TOUCHED MY CHEEK
  Remember
WITH HER FINGERTIPS
  Remember
SOFTLY SOFTLY WE MET WITH A KISS

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO
THAT GIRL THAT I ONCE KNEW
THAT GIRL SAID SHE'D BE TRUE
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO
THAT NIGHT I GAVE HER TA YOU
WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH HER NOW

4. Cheese Cake

I MET A BABE IN A BACKSEAT DRIVE-IN
BACK IN THE SADDLE SHE'D SIT
PULL ON THE REINS JUST TO KEEP ME RISIN'
SHE LOVED TO CHOMP AT THE BIT

MM DADDY DO IT
OO JUST DO IT
DADDY DO IT
PLEASE LET ME SEE YOU
DO IT
PLEASE JUST DO IT
DADDY DO IT
DO IT
DRIVIN' ME CRAZY

SHE ALWAYS WALKS WITH HER EYES
DOWN ON HER BOOTLACE
SHE LIVES TO GIVE IT AWAY
SHE DON'T BELIEVE IN THE RIGHT TIME
OR THE WRONG PLACE
SHE'S ALWAYS LIABLE TO SAY

DADDY DO IT
OO JUST DO IT
DADDY DO IT
PLEASE LET ME SEE YOU
DO IT
PLEASE JUST DO IT
DADDY DO IT
DO IT
DRIVIN' ME CRAZY

  Cheese cake
LOOSER THAN HER SISTER
  Cheese cake
MM HER SUGAR GETS ME HIGH
SHE KNOWS I CAN'T RESIST HER
  Cheese cake
GOT MY FINGERS IN THE PIE
  Cheese cake

  Cheese cake
SNEAKIN' OUT THE BACK DOOR
  Cheese cake
STROLLIN' DOWN THE LAWN
EVERYBODY'S KISSED HER
  Cheese cake
OH AT THE CRACK OF DAWN
  Cheese cake

DADDY DO IT
OO JUST DO IT
DADDY DO IT

PLEASE LET ME SEE YOU
DADDY DO IT
PLEASE JUST DO IT
DADDY DO IT
DO IT
DO OO DRIVIN' ME CRAZY

  Cheese cake
AW LOOSER THAN HER SISTER
  Cheese cake
MM HER SUGAR GETS ME HIGH
SHE KNOWS I CAN'T RESIST HER
  Cheese cake
GOT MY FINGERS IN HER PIE
  Cheese cake
  Cheese cake

5. Three Mile Smile

  whoo

TAKE A WALK IN THE WARM NEW ENGLAND SUN
AIN'T NO TIME TO LOOK FOR CLUES
YOU GET THE POINT FROM UNCLE SAM'S LOADED GUN
WHO BE THE HAND THAT LIGHT THE FUSE-AH

TAKE A LOOK TAKE A LOOK AT MY OLD BILLY GOAT
HE USED TO RAISE ALL KINDS OF HELL
WELL HE TOOK A DOSE OF RADIATION DOPE
BACK IN THE BARN IS WHERE HE FELL LIKE HELL

AH LUCY CHROMOSOME
LUCY SUPERDOME

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU PATRONIZIN' MY OLD FRIENDS
AFTER YOU RIDE IN MY CAR CAR
WHAT YOU'LL DO WITH THE OIL MEXICAN
OPEC BOYS YOU WENT TOO FAR TOO FAR

AH LUCY SUPERDOME
LUCY CHROMOSOME

AH LUCY YA PAPA DOLL
LUCY SING YA SONG
  Ah ah
DIG IT UP
  Ah ah
LIVE IT UP
  Ah ah
A-DIG IT UP
  Ah ah
LIVE IT UP
LOOK OUT

6. Reefer Head Woman

I GOT A REEFER HEADED WOMAN
SHE FELL RIGHT DOWN FROM THE SKY
OH I GOT A REEFER HEADED WOMAN
SHE FELL RIGHT DOWN FROM THE SKY
WELL I GOTS TO DRINK ME TWO FIFTHS OF WHISKEY
JUST TO GET HALF AS HIGH

WHEN THE GOOD LORD MADE THAT WOMAN
HE SURE WENT TO TOWN
OO WHEN THE GOOD LORD MADE THAT WOMAN
HE SURE WENT TO TOWN
WELL WHEN HE WAS FEELIN' HIGH
OO HE SURE SHOULD HAVE BEEN FEELIN' LOW-OO

OH MISTER PERRY

AH I GOT A REEFER HEADED WOMAN
LORD SHE FELL RIGHT DOWN FROM THE SKY
OO LITTLE REEFER HEADED WOMAN
SHE FELL RIGHT DOWN FROM THE SKY
LORD I GOT TO DRINK ME TWO FIFTHS OF WHISKEY
JUST TO GET YEAH JUST TO GET HALF AS HIGH

7. Bone To Bone (Coney Island White Fish Boy)

FLATBUSH BOY CRUISIN' SHEEPSHEAD BAY
HIS BOARDWALK MAMA IS JUST A SNIFF AWAY
UNDERGROUND DMT RIDIN' THUNDER TRAIN
THE CONEY ISLAND WHITE FISH BOY
IS ON THE RUN AGAIN

MM YOU'RE RUNNIN' WITH THE PACK
MM AIN'T NEVER LOOKIN' BACK
MM KNOWS JUST WHERE HE'S BEEN
THAT CONEY ISLAND WHITE FISH BOY
HAS BEEN THERE AND BACK AGAIN

SIXTEEN YEARS WITH HIS BOARDWALK QUEEN
N' THAT STEEPLECHASE SHE USED TO WET HIS DREAMS
SHE COMBED HER HAIR
THAT FLAMIN' JEWEL'S STREAKED WITH CLOROX BLEACH
CONEY GETTIN' DOWN AND DIRTY SNORTIN' UP THE BEACH

AN' SHE'LL BE SCREAMIN'
CONEY
AN' SHE'LL BE DREAMIN'
CONEY

CONEY
OO MM BONE TO BONE SCREAMIN'
CONEY
MM SHE BE SCREAMIN'
CONEY

GET BACK IN TOWN
GET BACK GET AROUN'
GET BACK GET DOWN
HE'S BACK IN TOWN

CONEY
SHE'LL BE SCREAMIN'
CONEY
BEST BELIEVIN'
CONEY

SHE GET ANYONE SHE WANT

8. Think About It

WHEN WILL THE CLOUDS ALL BLOW IT AWAY
WHEN WILL THE GOOD PEOPLE HAVE THEIR SAY
NOW I HOPE YOU'RE STILL AROUND TO SEE THE DAY

TAKE A WHILE THINK ABOUT IT
TAKE A WHILE T' THINK ABOUT IT
TAKE A WHILE TO THINK ABOUT IT

WHO CAN TELL WHAT IS UP OR DOWN
WHO CAN BE THE KING OR BE THE CLOWN
THEN CLIMB YOUR TREE TAKE A LOOK AROUND

TAKE A WHILE THINK ABOUT IT
TAKE A WHILE THINK ABOUT IT
TAKE A WHILE THINK ABOUT I'

CIRCLES OF LIFE INFINITANE
THAT WHICH IS NOW WILL BE AGAIN
WHO CAN DECIDE WHO IS INSANE

TAKE A WHILE THINK ABOUT IT
TAKE A WHILE TA THINK ABOUT IT
TAKE A WHILE THINK ABOUT IT

9. Mia

OO NA NA LA DE NE NA AH
OO NE NA AH NA NA NA AH

HUSH-A-BYE MY BABY SOFT AND NEW OO-OO
OO LOVELINESS GYPSY DANCE IN THE RAIN
HUSH-A-BYE MY BABY WHAT YA DO OO-OO
OO THE BABY CRY THE WIND SHE'S CALLIN' YOUR NAME

MIA
  Mia
OO OO-OO
  Mia
OO OO OO-OO-OO-OO
  Mia
OO OO-OO
  Mia
OO OO OO-OO-OO-OO-OO

WHERE YOU CAME FROM YOU AIN'T ALONE
LIVE AND LOVE FROM THE OLD JAW BONE
AAH DON'T YOU CRY YOU'RE HOME SWEET HOME

ROCK-A-BYE SWEET LADY GYPSY BLUE OO OO-OO
OO THE NIGHTINGALE SINGIN' HER SONG IN THE RAIN
HUSH-A-BYE SWEET LADY SOFT AND NEW OO OO-OO
OO DON'T YOU CRY THE WIND SHE'S A-SCREAMIN' YOUR NAME